200 Motels

1. A1 Semi-Fraudulent / Direct-From-Hollywood Overture 1:59
2. A2 Mystery Roach 2:33
3. A3 Dance Of The Rock & Roll Interviewers 0:48
4. A4 This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue) 0:56
5. A5 Tuna Fish Promenade 2:30
6. A6 Dance Of The Just Plain Folks 4:39
7. A7 This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise) 0:59
8. A8 The Sealed Tuna Bolero 1:40
9. A9 Lonesome Cowboy Burt 3:51
10. B1 Touring Can Make You Crazy 2:53
11. B2 Would You Like A Snack? 1:23
12. B3 Redneck Eats 3:03
13. B4 Centerville 2:31
14. B5 She Painted Up Her Face 1:42
15. B6 Janet’s Big Dance Number 1:18
16. B7 Half A Dozen Provocative Squats 1:57
17. B8 Mysterioso 0:48
18. B9 Shove It Right In 2:32
19. B10 Lucy’s Seduction Of A Bored Violinist & Postlude 4:00
20. C1 I’m Stealing The Towels 2:14
21. C2 Dental Hygiene Dilemma 5:12
22. C3 Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You? 3:00
23. C4 Daddy, Daddy, Daddy 3:11
24. C5 Penis Dimension 4:35
25. C6 What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning 3:27
26. D1 A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes 1:09
27. D2 Magic Fingers 3:55
28. D3 Motorhead’s Midnight Ranch 1:30
29. D4 Dew On The Newts We Got 1:10
30. D5 The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts 0:41
31. D6 The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth 1:10
32. D7 The Girl’s Dream 0:55
33. D8 Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce 1:01
34. D9 Strictly Genteel (The Finale) 11:09

• Martin LickertBass (The Mothers)
• Frank ZappaComposed By, Orchestrated By, Guitar, Bass (The Mothers), Producer
• Ruth UnderwoodDrums (Orchestra Drum Set) (The Mothers)
• Aynsley DunbarDrums (The Mothers)
• Classical Guitar EnsembleEnsemble
• Royal Philharmonic OrchestraFeaturing
• The MothersFeaturing
• The Top Score SingersHarmony Vocals
• George DukeKeyboards, Trombone (The Mothers)
• Ian UnderwoodKeyboards, Wind (The Mothers)
• Theodore BikelNarrator
• Jimmy Carl BlackVocals (The Mothers)
• Howard KaylanVocals, Performer (Special Material) (The Mothers)
• Mark VolmanVocals, Performer (Special Material) (The Mothers)
• Jim PonsVoice (Of The Bad Conscience) (The Mothers)

• Elgar HowarthConductor (Royal Philharmonic Orchestra)
• David Van AschConductor (The Top Score Singers)

Also credited. Artwork (Album Package, Book Design): Cal Schenkel. Crew (Road Manager): Dick Barber. Design (Cover, Poster Design & Illustration): David McMacken. Engineer (Live Recording): Bob Auger. Engineer (Overdub & Remix): Barry Keene. Management (Bizarre Business): Herb Cohen. Photography: Ian Stock, Mark Volman. Supervised By (Classical Guitar Ensemble): John Williams. Technician: Dave O’Neil, Paul Hof.